Yoko Ono Booked To Yodel At Next Year’s WEF Summit
tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Sunday, 22 January, 2023 - 19:25
DAVOS — The World Economic Forum has announced a follow-up to this year's smash musical hit, booking Yoko Ono to yodel for three straight hours.
Martin Luther Criticized For Nailing 95 Theses To Wittenberg Door Instead Of Using Convenient Suggestion Box
tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Sunday, 22 January, 2023 - 17:02
WITTENBERG - Congregant of the church in Wittenberg have expressed frustration that Martin Luther nailed his list of ninety-five theses to the door in lieu of using the church's suggestion box.
Gavin Newsom Caught At French Laundry Eating Eggs Cooked On Gas Stove
tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Saturday, 21 January, 2023 - 19:08
YOUNTVILLE, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has found himself once again mired in scandal, this time after being caught dining on eggs cooked on a gas stove at the French Laundry.
Man Wondering Why People Keep Stealing His 'Come And Take It' Flag
tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Saturday, 21 January, 2023 - 16:47
WICHITA FALLS, TX — Local man Harley Richards has become befuddled as people keep repeatedly stealing his flag that says, "Come and take it".
Peloton Unveils $500 Bike-Shaped Laundry Rack
tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Saturday, 21 January, 2023 - 16:20
NEW YORK, NY — Peloton has released an innovative new laundry rack that looks exactly like their original exercise bike, for the low cost of five hundred dollars.
7 Ways To Spot An FBI Agent Twitter Profile
Babylon Bee · tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Tuesday, 17 January, 2023 - 01:21
FBI agents love to use social media to stalk, harass, and spy on private citizens. Are they spying on you? Don't be a victim!
GoFundMe Page Started To Help Complete MLK Statue
Babylon Bee · tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Monday, 16 January, 2023 - 23:34
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS — In honor of Dr. King and Coretta Scott King, artist Hank Thomas has unveiled a 20ft statue of the two hugging called the 'The Embrace'. Unfortunately, the artist was only able to afford to make a statue of their arms embracing and now a GoFundMe has been put together to raise money to complete the sculpture to include their heads and torsos.
Harriet Tubman Honored With Statue Of Her Left Big Toe
Babylon Bee · tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Monday, 16 January, 2023 - 22:23
AUBURN, NY — Following the new tradition of erecting disturbing modern-art monuments for prominent historical figures, the city of Auburn has unveiled a bronze statue of abolitionist and Underground Railroad leader Harriet Tubman's left big toe.
30 Other Things Investigators Found In Biden’s Garage
Babylon Bee · tests.marevalo.net / The Babylon Bee · Monday, 16 January, 2023 - 22:14
Investigators found classified documents in President Biden's garage. No one really knows why it was there, including Biden. But the real story is all the other stuff they found. His garage was a veritable treasure trove of scandal!