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Jonathan Frakes is my dad. (credit: Paramount+)
Few involved in the making or watching of 2002's
Star Trek Nemesis
would say that it was a fantastic send-off for the beloved characters of
The Next Generation
. Over seven seasons,
TNG
became one of
Trek
's most nuanced and consistent entries (though still one that was capable of producing
terrible
,
silly
, and
just plain weird
episodes). But
Nemesis
is a flat action movie defined by thin characterization, a cheesy one-note villain, and distracting plot contrivances, and it did so poorly ($67 million on a $60 million budget, in a time before "maybe it will make a lot of money in China" was a thing) that it foreclosed any possibility of another sequel. The cast and those characters, the thinking generally went, deserved better closure.
Star Trek: Picard
has been the
TNG
continuation you'd get if you wished for a
TNG
sequel on a monkey's paw. The first two seasons made only intermittent use of any non-Picard characters, and the new characters were either annoying or bland or both. The show's creative staff uses "convoluted twists" as a stand-in for clear and interesting storytelling. It's a show strictly for die-hard
Trek
completists, and it's easily the worst of the five
Trek
shows in active production as of this writing.
The show's third and final season has been pitched as a true
TNG
reunion, and if nothing else, it's nice to see the clear affection these performers still have for one another. But
Picard
is still
Picard
, and many of the characters and plot points in the season so far (we've seen the first six episodes of a planned 10, though this piece will only refer to specific events from the season premiere and the trailers) are eerily reminiscent of the ones that made
Nemesis
so unsatisfying.